{"id":1424,"date":"2023-12-13T08:39:04","date_gmt":"2023-12-13T07:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/?p=1424"},"modified":"2023-12-13T08:39:05","modified_gmt":"2023-12-13T07:39:05","slug":"fort-de-cafe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/2023\/12\/13\/fort-de-cafe\/","title":{"rendered":"Fort de Caf\u00e9 !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/407160902_10226236998093778_5078826651255967982_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/407160902_10226236998093778_5078826651255967982_n.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/407160902_10226236998093778_5078826651255967982_n-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/407160902_10226236998093778_5078826651255967982_n-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/407160902_10226236998093778_5078826651255967982_n-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quand nous sommes arriv\u00e9s \u00e0 l&rsquo;h\u00f4tel, devant nos yeux se dressait une sc\u00e8ne digne d&rsquo;un r\u00eave de buveur de caf\u00e9 : une machine De Longui flanqu\u00e9e de quatre tasses, chacune accompagn\u00e9e de sa dose de lait et de sucre. Une invitation au paradis de la caf\u00e9ine, mais, ah, les apparences sont des farceuses !<br>Le lendemain matin, la com\u00e9die s&rsquo;est transform\u00e9e en trag\u00e9die. Au premier essai, la machine s&rsquo;est mu\u00e9e en fontaine d&rsquo;eau chaude, arrosant g\u00e9n\u00e9reusement les alentours. Au second, miracle ! Une tasse de caf\u00e9 est n\u00e9e, un phoenix sorti des cendres de la capsule. Gonfl\u00e9s d&rsquo;espoir, nous avons tent\u00e9 la troisi\u00e8me tasse, mais h\u00e9las, la capsule, fl\u00e9trie et fatigu\u00e9e, avait rendu l&rsquo;\u00e2me. Et \u00e0 la quatri\u00e8me tentative, peut-\u00eatre guid\u00e9s par une foi aveugle, une tasse correcte est apparue, mais notre confiance \u00e9tait d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e9branl\u00e9e. Cette Dolce Gusto, autrefois diva de la caf\u00e9ine, avait clairement entonn\u00e9 son chant du cygne !<br>Un vrai th\u00e9\u00e2tre d&rsquo;absurde, o\u00f9 les machines jouent des tours et les hommes, simples spectateurs, assistent \u00e0 la com\u00e9die de la vie, une tasse de caf\u00e9 \u00e0 la main.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quand nous sommes arriv\u00e9s \u00e0 l&rsquo;h\u00f4tel, devant nos yeux se dressait une sc\u00e8ne digne d&rsquo;un r\u00eave de buveur de caf\u00e9 : une machine De Longui flanqu\u00e9e de quatre tasses, chacune accompagn\u00e9e de sa dose de lait et de sucre. Une invitation au paradis de la caf\u00e9ine, mais, ah, les apparences sont des farceuses !Le lendemain [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-l-art-de-pascal","category-les-essais-de-pascal-riviere"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1424"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1424\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1426,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1424\/revisions\/1426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}