{"id":1485,"date":"2023-12-24T14:21:19","date_gmt":"2023-12-24T13:21:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/?p=1485"},"modified":"2023-12-24T14:21:20","modified_gmt":"2023-12-24T13:21:20","slug":"noel-rex-vincitur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/2023\/12\/24\/noel-rex-vincitur\/","title":{"rendered":"No\u00ebl ! Rex Vincitur !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/DALL\u00b7E-2023-12-24-14.05.28-A-satirical-Christmas-themed-scene-reflecting-Pierre-Desproges-style_-Tyrannosaurs-in-business-suits-looking-bewildered-and-powerless-amidst-Christ.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1486\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/DALL\u00b7E-2023-12-24-14.05.28-A-satirical-Christmas-themed-scene-reflecting-Pierre-Desproges-style_-Tyrannosaurs-in-business-suits-looking-bewildered-and-powerless-amidst-Christ.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/DALL\u00b7E-2023-12-24-14.05.28-A-satirical-Christmas-themed-scene-reflecting-Pierre-Desproges-style_-Tyrannosaurs-in-business-suits-looking-bewildered-and-powerless-amidst-Christ-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/DALL\u00b7E-2023-12-24-14.05.28-A-satirical-Christmas-themed-scene-reflecting-Pierre-Desproges-style_-Tyrannosaurs-in-business-suits-looking-bewildered-and-powerless-amidst-Christ-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/DALL\u00b7E-2023-12-24-14.05.28-A-satirical-Christmas-themed-scene-reflecting-Pierre-Desproges-style_-Tyrannosaurs-in-business-suits-looking-bewildered-and-powerless-amidst-Christ-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ah, quelle \u00e9poque exquise o\u00f9 l\u2019on souhaite un joyeux tr\u00e9pas aux tyrans-no-saures de nos soci\u00e9t\u00e9s modernes, en r\u00eavant \u00e0 une extinction aussi prompte que celle des dinosaures ! Oui, mes amis, nous r\u00eavons d&rsquo;un monde o\u00f9 les tyrans-no-saures, ces l\u00e9zards en costume-cravate, seraient enfin d\u00e9pourvus de leurs joujoux en plomb, priv\u00e9s de leur capacit\u00e9 \u00e0 nous tyranniser avec leur petit cerveau pr\u00e9historique.<br>Et pendant ce temps, dans les sombres ruelles des cit\u00e9s, imaginez les pauvres, ces oubli\u00e9s des banquets du pouvoir, tr\u00e9buchant sur un g\u00e9nie, non pas de la lampe, mais du caniveau. Trois v\u0153ux, leur offre-t-il, avec une g\u00e9n\u00e9rosit\u00e9 aussi inattendue que le sourire d&rsquo;un percepteur. Ah, trois v\u0153ux intelligents, pas de ceux qui gonflent les coffres des banques ou qui font pousser des gratte-ciels ! Non, des v\u0153ux simples : du pain, de la paix, et un zeste d&rsquo;amour, peut-\u00eatre, pour aromatiser leur quotidien fade.<br>Imaginez, chers lecteurs, un monde o\u00f9 les l\u00e9zards seraient d\u00e9munis de plomb, et les pauvres dot\u00e9s de g\u00e9nies ! Ce serait un monde renvers\u00e9, o\u00f9 le riche se gratterait la t\u00eate, cherchant ses lingots disparus, tandis que le pauvre, enfin, sourirait \u00e0 la vie, brandissant des baguettes magiques au lieu de tendre des mains vides.<br>En somme, souhaitons que ces tyrans, ces dinosaures des temps modernes, finissent comme leurs anc\u00eatres : dans un mus\u00e9e, o\u00f9 les enfants de demain pourront s&rsquo;\u00e9tonner qu&rsquo;une telle esp\u00e8ce ait jamais r\u00e9gn\u00e9 sur la terre. Et souhaitons que nos pauvres, enfin \u00e9cout\u00e9s, puissent voir leurs r\u00eaves les plus fous exauc\u00e9s, ne serait-ce que pour donner un peu de couleur \u00e0 leur existence en noir et blanc. Ah, quel beau jour ce serait, n&rsquo;est-ce pas ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sur une id\u00e9e de Cyvard Mariette<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/DALL\u00b7E-2023-12-24-14.05.33-A-whimsical-and-satirical-scene-inspired-by-the-style-of-French-humorist-Pierre-Desproges_-Tyrannosaurs-in-business-suits-looking-confused-and-powerl.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1487\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/DALL\u00b7E-2023-12-24-14.05.33-A-whimsical-and-satirical-scene-inspired-by-the-style-of-French-humorist-Pierre-Desproges_-Tyrannosaurs-in-business-suits-looking-confused-and-powerl.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/DALL\u00b7E-2023-12-24-14.05.33-A-whimsical-and-satirical-scene-inspired-by-the-style-of-French-humorist-Pierre-Desproges_-Tyrannosaurs-in-business-suits-looking-confused-and-powerl-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/DALL\u00b7E-2023-12-24-14.05.33-A-whimsical-and-satirical-scene-inspired-by-the-style-of-French-humorist-Pierre-Desproges_-Tyrannosaurs-in-business-suits-looking-confused-and-powerl-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/DALL\u00b7E-2023-12-24-14.05.33-A-whimsical-and-satirical-scene-inspired-by-the-style-of-French-humorist-Pierre-Desproges_-Tyrannosaurs-in-business-suits-looking-confused-and-powerl-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, quelle \u00e9poque exquise o\u00f9 l\u2019on souhaite un joyeux tr\u00e9pas aux tyrans-no-saures de nos soci\u00e9t\u00e9s modernes, en r\u00eavant \u00e0 une extinction aussi prompte que celle des dinosaures ! Oui, mes amis, nous r\u00eavons d&rsquo;un monde o\u00f9 les tyrans-no-saures, ces l\u00e9zards en costume-cravate, seraient enfin d\u00e9pourvus de leurs joujoux en plomb, priv\u00e9s de leur capacit\u00e9 \u00e0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-l-art-de-pascal","category-les-essais-de-pascal-riviere"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1485"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1488,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1485\/revisions\/1488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}