{"id":1500,"date":"2023-12-25T14:58:24","date_gmt":"2023-12-25T13:58:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/?p=1500"},"modified":"2023-12-25T15:12:58","modified_gmt":"2023-12-25T14:12:58","slug":"noel-atteint-de-carrey-hits-aigue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/2023\/12\/25\/noel-atteint-de-carrey-hits-aigue\/","title":{"rendered":"No\u00ebl atteint de Carrey-Hits aigu\u00eb !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/DALL\u00b7E-2023-12-25-14.54.39-A-whimsical-slightly-satirical-illustration-capturing-the-essence-of-Christmas-overwhelmed-by-the-spirit-of-Mariah-Careys-iconic-song.-Imagine-a-bus.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1502\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/DALL\u00b7E-2023-12-25-14.54.39-A-whimsical-slightly-satirical-illustration-capturing-the-essence-of-Christmas-overwhelmed-by-the-spirit-of-Mariah-Careys-iconic-song.-Imagine-a-bus.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/DALL\u00b7E-2023-12-25-14.54.39-A-whimsical-slightly-satirical-illustration-capturing-the-essence-of-Christmas-overwhelmed-by-the-spirit-of-Mariah-Careys-iconic-song.-Imagine-a-bus-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/DALL\u00b7E-2023-12-25-14.54.39-A-whimsical-slightly-satirical-illustration-capturing-the-essence-of-Christmas-overwhelmed-by-the-spirit-of-Mariah-Careys-iconic-song.-Imagine-a-bus-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/DALL\u00b7E-2023-12-25-14.54.39-A-whimsical-slightly-satirical-illustration-capturing-the-essence-of-Christmas-overwhelmed-by-the-spirit-of-Mariah-Careys-iconic-song.-Imagine-a-bus-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ah, No\u00ebl, cette festivit\u00e9 jadis charmante, d\u00e9sormais atteinte d&rsquo;une maladie incurable : la Carrey-Hits aigu\u00eb, d&rsquo;apr\u00e8s le nom de cette diva des ondes, Mariah, dont les vocalises, d\u00e8s le premier novembre, s&rsquo;infiltrent dans nos oreilles comme du sirop trop sucr\u00e9. Halloween \u00e0 peine rang\u00e9 dans sa bo\u00eete de frissons, voil\u00e0 que surgit, tel un poltergeist m\u00e9lodieux, l&rsquo;esprit de No\u00ebl, aussi in\u00e9vitable qu&rsquo;une taxe d&rsquo;habitation.<br>On tente de fuir, oh oui! Imaginer devenir \u00e9cumeur des mers, loin des ondes radios, ou ermite dans un d\u00e9sert sans Wi-Fi. Mais peine perdue! L\u2019\u0153il omnipr\u00e9sent de Dieu Mariah veille, et ses chants, telles des sir\u00e8nes modernes, nous hantent.<br>Le pic de ce supplice auditif atteint son apog\u00e9e les 24 et 25 d\u00e9cembre. Les airs de No\u00ebl, tels des confettis collants, se fixent dans nos esprits, nous laissant une gueule de bois m\u00e9lodique qui s&rsquo;estompe, lentement, trop lentement.<br>Et lorsqu&rsquo;enfin, on commence \u00e0 respirer, \u00e0 retrouver un semblant de paix sonore, une menace plane d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e0 l&rsquo;horizon : l&rsquo;ann\u00e9e suivante, le mauvais esprit de No\u00ebl, plus r\u00e9sistant que jamais, reviendra nous torturer de ses \u00ab\u00a0All I Want for Christmas Is You\u00a0\u00bb.<br>Pauvres de nous! Prisonniers d&rsquo;une boucle festive sans fin, d&rsquo;une maladie de Carrey sans cure. No\u00ebl, cette douce p\u00e9riode de l&rsquo;ann\u00e9e, est devenue pour certains une pathologie musicale, un refrain qui ne conna\u00eet pas de fin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, No\u00ebl, cette festivit\u00e9 jadis charmante, d\u00e9sormais atteinte d&rsquo;une maladie incurable : la Carrey-Hits aigu\u00eb, d&rsquo;apr\u00e8s le nom de cette diva des ondes, Mariah, dont les vocalises, d\u00e8s le premier novembre, s&rsquo;infiltrent dans nos oreilles comme du sirop trop sucr\u00e9. Halloween \u00e0 peine rang\u00e9 dans sa bo\u00eete de frissons, voil\u00e0 que surgit, tel un poltergeist [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,23,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-l-art-de-pascal","category-les-essais-de-pascal-riviere","category-non-classe"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1500"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1503,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1500\/revisions\/1503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}