{"id":1565,"date":"2024-01-10T15:19:53","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T14:19:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/?p=1565"},"modified":"2024-08-08T21:44:19","modified_gmt":"2024-08-08T19:44:19","slug":"stradivarius-le-chat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/2024\/01\/10\/stradivarius-le-chat\/","title":{"rendered":"Stradivarius le Chat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-10-14.21.44-A-humorous-illustration-of-a-poem-in-the-style-of-Jean-de-La-Fontaine_-It-features-Stradivarius-a-mischievous-cat-causing-nighttime-chaos.-The-scene.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1566\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-10-14.21.44-A-humorous-illustration-of-a-poem-in-the-style-of-Jean-de-La-Fontaine_-It-features-Stradivarius-a-mischievous-cat-causing-nighttime-chaos.-The-scene.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-10-14.21.44-A-humorous-illustration-of-a-poem-in-the-style-of-Jean-de-La-Fontaine_-It-features-Stradivarius-a-mischievous-cat-causing-nighttime-chaos.-The-scene-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-10-14.21.44-A-humorous-illustration-of-a-poem-in-the-style-of-Jean-de-La-Fontaine_-It-features-Stradivarius-a-mischievous-cat-causing-nighttime-chaos.-The-scene-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-10-14.21.44-A-humorous-illustration-of-a-poem-in-the-style-of-Jean-de-La-Fontaine_-It-features-Stradivarius-a-mischievous-cat-causing-nighttime-chaos.-The-scene-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stradivarius, le chat, est un v\u00e9ritable cas,<br>De votre nuit paisible, il est le tracas.<br>Il chante en ut, lorsqu&rsquo;il est en rut,<br>Et perturbe votre sommeil, quel but !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Pour les belles, il chante \u00e0 la lune,<br>Et vous r\u00e9veille, sauf si vous \u00eates une enclume.<br>Son doux chant, si strident et vibrant,<br>Scie votre b\u00fbche du ronflement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Dans vos r\u00eaves, il jette le tourment,<br>Ah, pauvres gens, craignez cet instant,<br>O\u00f9, inspir\u00e9 par le minois d&rsquo;une minette,<br>Sur elle, Stradivarius jette son d\u00e9volu, c&rsquo;est la f\u00eate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Vous pouvez lui lancer pantoufles, livres, impr\u00e9cations,<br>Il entonne \u00e0 pleine voix, sans h\u00e9sitations,<br>Des suppliques qui feraient p\u00e2lir la Traviata,<br>Mais c&rsquo;est plut\u00f4t l&rsquo;auditeur qui verdit, voil\u00e0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Il devient tout vert de rage,<br>Car il n&rsquo;appr\u00e9cie pas ce ramage.<br>Oh, pauvres gens, craignez cette mi-ao\u00fbt,<br>O\u00f9 Stradivarius entame ses miaous, c&rsquo;est fou !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Il chante faux, atrocement faux,<br>Et les gens le trouvent bien trop haut.<br>Mais Stradivarius, le chat, s&rsquo;en moque,<br>Il continue \u00e0 chanter, m\u00eame si on le choque.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Il chante son amour aux minettes,<br>Et les gens se bouchent les oreillettes.<br>Mais Stradivarius, le chat, n&rsquo;en fait pas grand cas,<br>Votre nuit, il brise en un puissant fracas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>D\u00e8s le soir, le chat chante, sans souci de l&rsquo;heure,<br>Ses amours, son d\u00e9sir, en troubadour moqueur.<br>Gardons en m\u00e9moire, en ces moments ingrats,<br>Que m\u00eame un doux ronron peut \u00eatre un tracas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Il nous enseigne, avec ses miaous sans fin,<br>Que l&rsquo;amour, m\u00eame chant\u00e9, n&rsquo;est pas toujours divin.<br>L&rsquo;amour, parfois bruyant, souvent indompt\u00e9,<br>Peut devenir un fardeau pour la tranquillit\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>En cette le\u00e7on, retenons avec soin,<br>Que l&rsquo;amour, m\u00eame vrai, \u00e9vite trop d&rsquo;entrain !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"L&#039;Oreille du Psy : Ironique et sarcastique - Motus Stradivarius motus !\" width=\"580\" height=\"435\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/53Z5Un5EQ0Y?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; 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Pour les belles, il chante \u00e0 la lune,Et vous r\u00e9veille, sauf si vous \u00eates une enclume.Son doux chant, si strident et vibrant,Scie votre b\u00fbche du ronflement. 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