{"id":1569,"date":"2024-01-10T18:11:16","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T17:11:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/?p=1569"},"modified":"2024-01-10T18:14:57","modified_gmt":"2024-01-10T17:14:57","slug":"codex-felinae","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/2024\/01\/10\/codex-felinae\/","title":{"rendered":"Codex Felinae"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-10-18.02.14-A-whimsical-cartoon-style-illustration-inspired-by-the-poem-about-Luna-a-cat-with-a-personality-like-Arsene-Lupin.-Luna-is-depicted-as-a-cunning-fel.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1570\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-10-18.02.14-A-whimsical-cartoon-style-illustration-inspired-by-the-poem-about-Luna-a-cat-with-a-personality-like-Arsene-Lupin.-Luna-is-depicted-as-a-cunning-fel.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-10-18.02.14-A-whimsical-cartoon-style-illustration-inspired-by-the-poem-about-Luna-a-cat-with-a-personality-like-Arsene-Lupin.-Luna-is-depicted-as-a-cunning-fel-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-10-18.02.14-A-whimsical-cartoon-style-illustration-inspired-by-the-poem-about-Luna-a-cat-with-a-personality-like-Arsene-Lupin.-Luna-is-depicted-as-a-cunning-fel-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-10-18.02.14-A-whimsical-cartoon-style-illustration-inspired-by-the-poem-about-Luna-a-cat-with-a-personality-like-Arsene-Lupin.-Luna-is-depicted-as-a-cunning-fel-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Luna, la chatte, d&rsquo;ordinaire si sereine,<br>Se prend pour une Ars\u00e8ne Lupin f\u00e9line.<br>Cherchant le code qui ouvrira la porte,<br>Elle croch\u00e8te notre c\u0153ur, sans remords ni faute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Des miaulements brefs, des longs, des vibrants,<br>Cherchent la fr\u00e9quence de notre audition, insistant.<br>\u00ab\u00a0Ouvrez, ouvrez, humains serviteurs,<br>Je suis votre reine, n&rsquo;ignorez pas mon heure!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00c9videmment, une fois le s\u00e9same franchi,<br>Cinq secondes plus tard, elle veut sortir, ainsi.<br>Et nous, pauvres humains, nous voil\u00e0 d\u00e9rang\u00e9s,<br>Par cette chatte qui nous fait tourner en bourrique, \u00e9nerv\u00e9s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mais Luna, la chatte, ne comprend pas notre d\u00e9sarroi,<br>Pour elle, c&rsquo;est un jeu, une danse, une joie.<br>Elle nous regarde avec ses yeux si c\u00e2lins,<br>Et nous, nous soupirons, pris dans son dessein.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Car Luna, la chatte, est une reine, c&rsquo;est certain,<br>Et nous, ses sujets, nous suivons son chemin.<br>Elle entre, elle sort, elle joue avec nos nerfs,<br>Mais nous l&rsquo;aimons, notre Luna, malgr\u00e9 tous ses travers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ainsi va la vie avec nos amis les chats,<br>Un jeu constant de cache-cache, de va-et-vient, de tracas.<br>Mais malgr\u00e9 tout, nous ne changerions pour rien au monde,<br>Car leur amour, leur malice, c&rsquo;est une joie tr\u00e8s f\u00e9conde.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Luna, la chatte, d&rsquo;ordinaire si sereine,Se prend pour une Ars\u00e8ne Lupin f\u00e9line.Cherchant le code qui ouvrira la porte,Elle croch\u00e8te notre c\u0153ur, sans remords ni faute. Des miaulements brefs, des longs, des vibrants,Cherchent la fr\u00e9quence de notre audition, insistant.\u00ab\u00a0Ouvrez, ouvrez, humains serviteurs,Je suis votre reine, n&rsquo;ignorez pas mon heure!\u00a0\u00bb \u00c9videmment, une fois le s\u00e9same franchi,Cinq secondes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-l-art-de-pascal","category-les-essais-de-pascal-riviere"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1569"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1573,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1569\/revisions\/1573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}