{"id":1581,"date":"2024-01-11T15:27:33","date_gmt":"2024-01-11T14:27:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/?p=1581"},"modified":"2024-01-11T15:27:34","modified_gmt":"2024-01-11T14:27:34","slug":"son-dernier-carre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/2024\/01\/11\/son-dernier-carre\/","title":{"rendered":"Son dernier carr\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"1582\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418953506_10226404263395306_602190708889507833_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1582\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418953506_10226404263395306_602190708889507833_n.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418953506_10226404263395306_602190708889507833_n-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418953506_10226404263395306_602190708889507833_n-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418953506_10226404263395306_602190708889507833_n-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"1584\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418942084_10226404262715289_7095648696013325722_n-1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1584\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418942084_10226404262715289_7095648696013325722_n-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418942084_10226404262715289_7095648696013325722_n-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418942084_10226404262715289_7095648696013325722_n-1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418942084_10226404262715289_7095648696013325722_n-1-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418942084_10226404262715289_7095648696013325722_n-1-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418942084_10226404262715289_7095648696013325722_n-1-1980x1485.jpg 1980w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418942084_10226404262715289_7095648696013325722_n-1.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ah, ce lapin. Il a le don inimitable de transformer une t\u00e2che aussi banale que le nettoyage de sa cage en un \u00e9pisode digne d\u2019un roman \u00e9pique. Chaque fois que je m&rsquo;approche, arm\u00e9 de ma pelle et de mon balai, je le trouve l\u00e0, majestueux dans son indiff\u00e9rence, camp\u00e9 sur son carr\u00e9 de liti\u00e8re comme Cambronne et ses grognards tenaient la garde \u00e0 Waterloo. Il semble pr\u00eat \u00e0 d\u00e9fendre cette derni\u00e8re parcelle de territoire contre l&rsquo;invasion imminente de ma main bien intentionn\u00e9e. Le regard qu\u2019il me lance est charg\u00e9 d\u2019une telle intensit\u00e9 dramatique, que je crains \u00e0 tout moment de lui infliger un stress post-traumatique si je devais l\u2019arracher \u00e0 son petit bastion. L&rsquo;op\u00e9ration requiert donc une strat\u00e9gie digne d\u2019un grand g\u00e9n\u00e9ral, une d\u00e9licatesse dans l&rsquo;ex\u00e9cution qui respecte \u00e0 la fois son royaume de copeaux et sa souverainet\u00e9 de petit \u00eatre \u00e0 grandes oreilles. En somme, c&rsquo;est une bataille de volont\u00e9s, o\u00f9 je me dois de man\u0153uvrer avec l&rsquo;habilet\u00e9 d&rsquo;un diplomate, pour \u00e9viter de transformer son havre de paix en un champ de ruines.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, ce lapin. Il a le don inimitable de transformer une t\u00e2che aussi banale que le nettoyage de sa cage en un \u00e9pisode digne d\u2019un roman \u00e9pique. Chaque fois que je m&rsquo;approche, arm\u00e9 de ma pelle et de mon balai, je le trouve l\u00e0, majestueux dans son indiff\u00e9rence, camp\u00e9 sur son carr\u00e9 de liti\u00e8re comme [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-l-art-de-pascal","category-les-essais-de-pascal-riviere"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1581"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1585,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581\/revisions\/1585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}