{"id":1591,"date":"2024-01-11T17:30:50","date_gmt":"2024-01-11T16:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/?p=1591"},"modified":"2024-07-05T18:15:08","modified_gmt":"2024-07-05T16:15:08","slug":"chatte-g-pisse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/2024\/01\/11\/chatte-g-pisse\/","title":{"rendered":"De mal en pipi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-11-17.07.51-A-whimsical-and-slightly-comical-illustration-depicting-a-scene-inspired-by-a-song-about-a-mischievous-cat.-The-scene-shows-a-person-standing-in-a-bed.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1592\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-11-17.07.51-A-whimsical-and-slightly-comical-illustration-depicting-a-scene-inspired-by-a-song-about-a-mischievous-cat.-The-scene-shows-a-person-standing-in-a-bed.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-11-17.07.51-A-whimsical-and-slightly-comical-illustration-depicting-a-scene-inspired-by-a-song-about-a-mischievous-cat.-The-scene-shows-a-person-standing-in-a-bed-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-11-17.07.51-A-whimsical-and-slightly-comical-illustration-depicting-a-scene-inspired-by-a-song-about-a-mischievous-cat.-The-scene-shows-a-person-standing-in-a-bed-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-01-11-17.07.51-A-whimsical-and-slightly-comical-illustration-depicting-a-scene-inspired-by-a-song-about-a-mischievous-cat.-The-scene-shows-a-person-standing-in-a-bed-768x768.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je me pr\u00e9pare \u00e0 aller me coucher,<br>Quand mon attention est attir\u00e9e,<br>Par la porte de la salle de bain entrouverte,<br>Aussit\u00f4t, je suis pris de sueurs, est-ce une alerte ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Et l\u00e0 j&rsquo;entends comme un \u00e9cho,<br>Venu me tourmenter, oh oh,<br>Pipi sur le tapis, mes amis,<br>Pipi sur votre lit, oui oui,<br>Mais se satisfaire sur la liti\u00e8re, quel enfer !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je rentre prudemment dans la pi\u00e8ce froide,<br>Mon regard tombe sur le tapis, \u00e0 l\u2019aide !<br>Il est mouill\u00e9, quelle horreur !<br>La diablesse aux yeux verts a commis cette laideur<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Et l\u00e0 j&rsquo;entends comme un \u00e9cho,<br>Venu me tourmenter, oh oh,<br>Pipi sur le tapis, mes amis,<br>Pipi sur votre lit, oui oui,<br>Mais se satisfaire sur la liti\u00e8re, quel enfer !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je saisis un sac en plastique,<br>Pour y dissimuler la d\u00e9pouille suintante et critique,<br>Je sors, la rage au c\u0153ur,<br>Vers la machine \u00e0 laver, pour effacer cette erreur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mon regard tombe sur la criminelle,<br>Je fixe l&rsquo;abominable chatte, quelle rebelle,<br>Elle a une attitude ang\u00e9lique en sa pani\u00e8re,<br>Elle ronronne doucement, pour narguer \u00e0 sa mani\u00e8re.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Et l\u00e0 j&rsquo;entends comme un \u00e9cho,<br>Venu me tourmenter, oh oh,<br>Pipi sur le tapis, mes amis,<br>Pipi sur votre lit, oui oui,<br>Mais se satisfaire sur la liti\u00e8re, quel enfer !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pipi sur le tapis de jeu, c&rsquo;est affreux,<br>Pipi sur le bonnet, c&rsquo;est laid,<br>Pipi sur le cahier, ah fait ch..,<br>Pipi sur le sac du go\u00fbter\u2026 \u00e7a n&rsquo;arr\u00eate jamais !!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moi, je crois l&rsquo;entendre murmurer,<br>Dans son sommeil de la juste, \u00e0 r\u00eaver,<br>Pipi sur le tapis, c&rsquo;est la vie,<br>Et moi, je reste l\u00e0, dans mon lit, ah oui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cela va de mal en pipi !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"De mal en pipi\" width=\"580\" height=\"435\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/wpYmexCqIM4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je me pr\u00e9pare \u00e0 aller me coucher,Quand mon attention est attir\u00e9e,Par la porte de la salle de bain entrouverte,Aussit\u00f4t, je suis pris de sueurs, est-ce une alerte ? Et l\u00e0 j&rsquo;entends comme un \u00e9cho,Venu me tourmenter, oh oh,Pipi sur le tapis, mes amis,Pipi sur votre lit, oui oui,Mais se satisfaire sur la liti\u00e8re, quel enfer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-l-art-de-pascal","category-les-essais-de-pascal-riviere"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1591"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1591\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1899,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1591\/revisions\/1899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}