{"id":1599,"date":"2024-01-13T21:19:55","date_gmt":"2024-01-13T20:19:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/?p=1599"},"modified":"2024-01-13T21:19:56","modified_gmt":"2024-01-13T20:19:56","slug":"cat-a-strophes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/2024\/01\/13\/cat-a-strophes\/","title":{"rendered":"Cat \u00e0 strophes !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418458652_10226383381993284_3302969079729427658_n-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1601\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418458652_10226383381993284_3302969079729427658_n-1.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418458652_10226383381993284_3302969079729427658_n-1-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418458652_10226383381993284_3302969079729427658_n-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/418458652_10226383381993284_3302969079729427658_n-1-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dans une maison bien tranquille,<br>Un matou, agile peu subtil,<br>Sauta sur la table en un bond,<br>Renversant le vin, quel affront !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>On esp\u00e9rait le d\u00e9guster,<br>Mais h\u00e9las, tout fut g\u00e2ch\u00e9.<br>Le nectar, si pr\u00e9cieux,<br>Se r\u00e9pandit, malheureux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>L&rsquo;h\u00f4te s&rsquo;exclama, \u00ab\u00a0Quelle catastrophe !\u00a0\u00bb<br>\u00ab\u00a0Ce chat m\u00e9rite qu&rsquo;on l&rsquo;apostrophe !<br>Il est temps de lui apprendre,<br>Que la table n&rsquo;est pas pour se d\u00e9tendre.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Mais le matou, d&rsquo;un air serein,<br>Se l\u00e9chait la patte, sans chagrin.<br>Il semblait dire, avec malice,<br>\u00ab\u00a0Qu&rsquo;importe le vin, j&rsquo;aime les vices.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Ainsi, dans la vie, on voit souvent,<br>Que ce qui est triste pour les uns,<br>Peut \u00eatre pour d&rsquo;autres, un moment,<br>De joie, de plaisir, et d&rsquo;entrain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Alors, avant de condamner,<br>Ce matou pour son acte insens\u00e9,<br>Rappelons-nous que chaque \u00eatre,<br>A sa propre fa\u00e7on de para\u00eetre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Et m\u00eame si le vin fut perdu,<br>Dans le c\u0153ur du chat, il fut bu.<br>Car pour lui, ce n&rsquo;\u00e9tait pas une catastrophe,<br>Mais une aventure. 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