{"id":1613,"date":"2024-01-13T22:00:14","date_gmt":"2024-01-13T21:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/?p=1613"},"modified":"2024-04-10T08:37:11","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T06:37:11","slug":"meilleurs-voeux-de-la-sncb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/2024\/01\/13\/meilleurs-voeux-de-la-sncb\/","title":{"rendered":"Meilleurs Voeux de la SNCB"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"585\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/411324691_10226314154302635_55019359811530679_n-1024x585.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/411324691_10226314154302635_55019359811530679_n-1024x585.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/411324691_10226314154302635_55019359811530679_n-300x171.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/411324691_10226314154302635_55019359811530679_n-768x439.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/411324691_10226314154302635_55019359811530679_n-1536x878.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/411324691_10226314154302635_55019359811530679_n-1200x686.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/411324691_10226314154302635_55019359811530679_n.jpg 1792w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Le long de la gare et de la voie ferr\u00e9e, deux ing\u00e9nieurs prennent consciencieusement leurs mesures. Ils font le compte \u00e0 rebours ; ils notent avec pr\u00e9cision. Mais que nous pr\u00e9parent-ils ? Les prochains retards, pardi ! Les rames supprim\u00e9es, les machines capricieuses, les annonces retard\u00e9es, les signalisations bloqu\u00e9es\u2026 Bref, toute la panoplie du dysfonctionnement pour l&rsquo;ann\u00e9e \u00e0 venir ! Ils affirment que, globalement, tout va bien. Est-ce une plaisanterie ou une simple illusion ? En mati\u00e8re de rh\u00e9torique, la SNCB brille davantage qu&rsquo;en mati\u00e8re de communication ferroviaire. Bonne et heureuse ann\u00e9e 2024, en esp\u00e9rant qu&rsquo;elle ne d\u00e9raille pas trop vite !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le long de la gare et de la voie ferr\u00e9e, deux ing\u00e9nieurs prennent consciencieusement leurs mesures. Ils font le compte \u00e0 rebours ; ils notent avec pr\u00e9cision. Mais que nous pr\u00e9parent-ils ? Les prochains retards, pardi ! Les rames supprim\u00e9es, les machines capricieuses, les annonces retard\u00e9es, les signalisations bloqu\u00e9es\u2026 Bref, toute la panoplie du dysfonctionnement [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,28,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-l-art-de-pascal","category-le-craint-train-quotidien","category-les-essais-de-pascal-riviere"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1613"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1615,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1613\/revisions\/1615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}