{"id":1622,"date":"2024-01-14T23:24:33","date_gmt":"2024-01-14T22:24:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/?p=1622"},"modified":"2024-01-14T23:27:19","modified_gmt":"2024-01-14T22:27:19","slug":"malin-comme-un-chat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/2024\/01\/14\/malin-comme-un-chat\/","title":{"rendered":"Malin comme un chat !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"674\" height=\"787\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Capture-decran-2024-01-14-232539.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1624\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Capture-decran-2024-01-14-232539.png 674w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Capture-decran-2024-01-14-232539-257x300.png 257w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 674px) 100vw, 674px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dans l&rsquo;ombre d&rsquo;une table, un chat, l\u2019\u0153il affam\u00e9,<br>Se tra\u00eene, \u00e9puis\u00e9, sans force, alarm\u00e9.<br>Cinq longues minutes ont pass\u00e9, sans festin,<br>Son ventre crie famine, c&rsquo;est un triste destin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Ses croquettes dor\u00e9es, loin de son museau,<br>Lui, noble f\u00e9lin, r\u00e9duit \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9tat de roseau,<br>Doit qu\u00e9mander des miettes, pour calmer disette,<br>Et voler \u00e0 l\u2019humain son repas, quelle d\u00e9faite!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Le hamburger tentant, une \u00eele de saveurs,<br>Lascive comme le lard, aux prometteuses senteurs.<br>Une patte s\u2019avance, un geste de voleur,<br>Pour ce pauvre petit, \u00e9preuve de douleurs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Quelle mis\u00e8re de voir, dans son regard ferm\u00e9,<br>L\u2019appel d\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9, d\u2019un \u00eatre affam\u00e9,<br>R\u00e9duit \u00e0 l\u2019implorer, une bouch\u00e9e vol\u00e9e,<br>Lorsqu\u2019il est m\u00e9ritant de manger \u00e0 sati\u00e9t\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>O monde cruel, o\u00f9 m\u00eame un chat innocent,<br>Doit se battre pour vivre, et mendier en rampant.<br>Qu\u2019un soupir s\u2019\u00e9chappe, pour ce chaton, si tendre,<br>Qui de la compassion, saura nous faire entendre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Ainsi se conclut l&rsquo;histoire, d&rsquo;un chat bien nourri,<br>Qui joue les affam\u00e9s, avec un bon app\u00e9tit.<br>Garnie est sa gamelle, mais c&rsquo;est dans l&rsquo;humain qu&rsquo;il croit,<br>Trouver le plus gourmet, un repas digne d&rsquo;un roi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Soyons donc indulgents, face \u00e0 ce petit com\u00e9dien,<br>Qui de sa patte fine, nous vole un bout de bien.<br>Car dans son \u0153il malicieux, une le\u00e7on se dessine :<br>M\u00eame repus, nous convoitons, ce qui brille en cuisine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Et rions de bon c\u0153ur, \u00e0 cette mascarade,<br>O\u00f9 le chat, en acteur, pour un rien nous persuade.<br>Qu&rsquo;il est la pauvre b\u00eate, \u00e0 l&rsquo;app\u00e9tit de loup,<br>Quand il est, en v\u00e9rit\u00e9, rassasi\u00e9 et surtout\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">malin comme un chat !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dans l&rsquo;ombre d&rsquo;une table, un chat, l\u2019\u0153il affam\u00e9,Se tra\u00eene, \u00e9puis\u00e9, sans force, alarm\u00e9.Cinq longues minutes ont pass\u00e9, sans festin,Son ventre crie famine, c&rsquo;est un triste destin. Ses croquettes dor\u00e9es, loin de son museau,Lui, noble f\u00e9lin, r\u00e9duit \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9tat de roseau,Doit qu\u00e9mander des miettes, pour calmer disette,Et voler \u00e0 l\u2019humain son repas, quelle d\u00e9faite! 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