{"id":1622,"date":"2024-01-14T23:24:33","date_gmt":"2024-01-14T22:24:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/?p=1622"},"modified":"2024-01-14T23:27:19","modified_gmt":"2024-01-14T22:27:19","slug":"malin-comme-un-chat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/2024\/01\/14\/malin-comme-un-chat\/","title":{"rendered":"Malin comme un chat !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"674\" height=\"787\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Capture-decran-2024-01-14-232539.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1624\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Capture-decran-2024-01-14-232539.png 674w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Capture-decran-2024-01-14-232539-257x300.png 257w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 674px) 100vw, 674px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dans l&rsquo;ombre d&rsquo;une table, un chat, l\u2019\u0153il affam\u00e9,<br>Se tra\u00eene, \u00e9puis\u00e9, sans force, alarm\u00e9.<br>Cinq longues minutes ont pass\u00e9, sans festin,<br>Son ventre crie famine, c&rsquo;est un triste destin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Ses croquettes dor\u00e9es, loin de son museau,<br>Lui, noble f\u00e9lin, r\u00e9duit \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9tat de roseau,<br>Doit qu\u00e9mander des miettes, pour calmer disette,<br>Et voler \u00e0 l\u2019humain son repas, quelle d\u00e9faite!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Le hamburger tentant, une \u00eele de saveurs,<br>Lascive comme le lard, aux prometteuses senteurs.<br>Une patte s\u2019avance, un geste de voleur,<br>Pour ce pauvre petit, \u00e9preuve de douleurs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Quelle mis\u00e8re de voir, dans son regard ferm\u00e9,<br>L\u2019appel d\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9, d\u2019un \u00eatre affam\u00e9,<br>R\u00e9duit \u00e0 l\u2019implorer, une bouch\u00e9e vol\u00e9e,<br>Lorsqu\u2019il est m\u00e9ritant de manger \u00e0 sati\u00e9t\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>O monde cruel, o\u00f9 m\u00eame un chat innocent,<br>Doit se battre pour vivre, et mendier en rampant.<br>Qu\u2019un soupir s\u2019\u00e9chappe, pour ce chaton, si tendre,<br>Qui de la compassion, saura nous faire entendre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Ainsi se conclut l&rsquo;histoire, d&rsquo;un chat bien nourri,<br>Qui joue les affam\u00e9s, avec un bon app\u00e9tit.<br>Garnie est sa gamelle, mais c&rsquo;est dans l&rsquo;humain qu&rsquo;il croit,<br>Trouver le plus gourmet, un repas digne d&rsquo;un roi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Soyons donc indulgents, face \u00e0 ce petit com\u00e9dien,<br>Qui de sa patte fine, nous vole un bout de bien.<br>Car dans son \u0153il malicieux, une le\u00e7on se dessine :<br>M\u00eame repus, nous convoitons, ce qui brille en cuisine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Et rions de bon c\u0153ur, \u00e0 cette mascarade,<br>O\u00f9 le chat, en acteur, pour un rien nous persuade.<br>Qu&rsquo;il est la pauvre b\u00eate, \u00e0 l&rsquo;app\u00e9tit de loup,<br>Quand il est, en v\u00e9rit\u00e9, rassasi\u00e9 et surtout\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">malin comme un chat !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dans l&rsquo;ombre d&rsquo;une table, un chat, l\u2019\u0153il affam\u00e9,Se tra\u00eene, \u00e9puis\u00e9, sans force, alarm\u00e9.Cinq longues minutes ont pass\u00e9, sans festin,Son ventre crie famine, c&rsquo;est un triste destin. 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