{"id":1699,"date":"2024-03-07T11:53:25","date_gmt":"2024-03-07T10:53:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/?p=1699"},"modified":"2024-03-07T11:59:24","modified_gmt":"2024-03-07T10:59:24","slug":"ouille-une-lechouille","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/2024\/03\/07\/ouille-une-lechouille\/","title":{"rendered":"Ouille une l\u00e9chouille !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bonjour Ma\u00eetre. Quel comportement vos disciples doivent-ils adopter si un chien veut les gratifier d&rsquo;une l\u00e8che ? Elle sera baveuse \u00e9videmment ..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-07-11.57.29-Imagine-a-humorous-scene-where-a-group-of-cats-dressed-as-monks-in-robes-are-sitting-in-a-meditation-circle.-Theyre-listening-attentively-to-a-cat-.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1701\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-07-11.57.29-Imagine-a-humorous-scene-where-a-group-of-cats-dressed-as-monks-in-robes-are-sitting-in-a-meditation-circle.-Theyre-listening-attentively-to-a-cat-.webp 1024w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-07-11.57.29-Imagine-a-humorous-scene-where-a-group-of-cats-dressed-as-monks-in-robes-are-sitting-in-a-meditation-circle.-Theyre-listening-attentively-to-a-cat--300x300.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-07-11.57.29-Imagine-a-humorous-scene-where-a-group-of-cats-dressed-as-monks-in-robes-are-sitting-in-a-meditation-circle.-Theyre-listening-attentively-to-a-cat--150x150.webp 150w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-07-11.57.29-Imagine-a-humorous-scene-where-a-group-of-cats-dressed-as-monks-in-robes-are-sitting-in-a-meditation-circle.-Theyre-listening-attentively-to-a-cat--768x768.webp 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Chalut chers disciples,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ah, la question \u00e9ternelle de l&rsquo;interaction et des relations intersp\u00e9cifiques canino-f\u00e9line. Le chien, cet \u00eatre enthousiaste et parfois envahissant avec sa langue pendante et d\u00e9goulinante ! En tant que disciples f\u00e9lins, votre r\u00e9action doit refl\u00e9ter la sagesse et la dignit\u00e9 du Achayoga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Premi\u00e8rement, \u00e9valuez l&rsquo;intention du chien. Est-il amical ou ou simplement un rustre sans mani\u00e8res ? Si c&rsquo;est un comparse, un regard condescendant et un battement de cils suffiront \u00e0 lui faire comprendre que vous acceptez, avec une magnanimit\u00e9 toute f\u00e9line, son geste grossier. C&rsquo;est le \u00ab\u00a0Namiaou-nik\u00a0\u00bb, le salut des sages qui daignent tol\u00e9rer la pr\u00e9sence canine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mais si ce chien est un peu trop\u2026 disons, exub\u00e9rant, rappelons-nous de la posture du \u00ab\u00a0Chat Majestueux\u00a0\u00bb. Redressez-vous, regardez-le avec une tranquille assurance et, sans agressivit\u00e9, prenez un petit pas en arri\u00e8re. Cela indique, \u00ab\u00a0Cher quadrup\u00e8de, je te remercie pour cette d\u00e9monstration d&rsquo;affection d\u00e9goulinante, mais je pr\u00e9f\u00e9rerais que tu r\u00e9serves tes \u00e9panchements liquides \u00e0 des oreilles moins distingu\u00e9es.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Enfin, souvenez-vous, disciples de la \u00ab\u00a0d\u00e9lichatesse\u00a0\u00bb, que notre mission est de pr\u00e9server notre aura de sup\u00e9riorit\u00e9, m\u00eame face \u00e0 l&rsquo;assaut d&rsquo;une langue humide et maladroite. Apr\u00e8s tout, nous sommes des chats, pas des serpilli\u00e8res. Il est de notre devoir de maintenir notre s\u00e9r\u00e9nit\u00e9 et notre \u00e9l\u00e9gance, m\u00eame face \u00e0 un torrent de bave canine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Namiaounamaste, et que la gr\u00e2ce f\u00e9line soit avec vous, loin des douches canines impromptues. \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\udc3e\u2728.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bonjour Ma\u00eetre. Quel comportement vos disciples doivent-ils adopter si un chien veut les gratifier d&rsquo;une l\u00e8che ? Elle sera baveuse \u00e9videmment .. Chalut chers disciples, Ah, la question \u00e9ternelle de l&rsquo;interaction et des relations intersp\u00e9cifiques canino-f\u00e9line. Le chien, cet \u00eatre enthousiaste et parfois envahissant avec sa langue pendante et d\u00e9goulinante ! En tant que disciples [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-achayoga","category-les-essais-de-pascal-riviere"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1699"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1702,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699\/revisions\/1702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}