{"id":1736,"date":"2024-04-10T08:59:00","date_gmt":"2024-04-10T06:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/?p=1736"},"modified":"2024-04-10T08:59:34","modified_gmt":"2024-04-10T06:59:34","slug":"maitres-nageurs-des-eaux-troubles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/2024\/04\/10\/maitres-nageurs-des-eaux-troubles\/","title":{"rendered":"Ma\u00eetres-Nageurs des eaux troubles !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-04-10-08.54.45-This-image-is-a-creative-slightly-abstract-representation-of-a-busy-early-20th-century-train-station-scene-evoking-the-feel-of-an-old-time-movie-se.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1737\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-04-10-08.54.45-This-image-is-a-creative-slightly-abstract-representation-of-a-busy-early-20th-century-train-station-scene-evoking-the-feel-of-an-old-time-movie-se.webp 1024w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-04-10-08.54.45-This-image-is-a-creative-slightly-abstract-representation-of-a-busy-early-20th-century-train-station-scene-evoking-the-feel-of-an-old-time-movie-se-300x300.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-04-10-08.54.45-This-image-is-a-creative-slightly-abstract-representation-of-a-busy-early-20th-century-train-station-scene-evoking-the-feel-of-an-old-time-movie-se-150x150.webp 150w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-04-10-08.54.45-This-image-is-a-creative-slightly-abstract-representation-of-a-busy-early-20th-century-train-station-scene-evoking-the-feel-of-an-old-time-movie-se-768x768.webp 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chers ma\u00eetres-nageurs d\u00e9sempar\u00e9s du grand bain d&rsquo;eaux troubles de la SNCB, en approchant de la gare de Tournai, quelle ne fut pas ma surprise de me croire catapult\u00e9 dans un film d&rsquo;\u00e9poque, o\u00f9 cam\u00e9ras et fanfare polici\u00e8re jouent leur partition avec l&rsquo;entrain d&rsquo;un orchestre sur le Titanic. Contr\u00f4les, chiens, un festival ! J&rsquo;ai presque regrett\u00e9 l&rsquo;absence d&rsquo;un ausweish dans ma poche, rien que pour le plaisir d\u00e9mod\u00e9 d&rsquo;\u00eatre dans le ton. Et ces cam\u00e9ras, muettes t\u00e9moins de vos ballets, si seulement elles pouvaient d\u00e9voiler les coulisses de votre th\u00e9\u00e2tre 24h\/24 ! Je songe avec une pointe de nostalgie \u00e0 cette contr\u00f4leuse, h\u00e9ro\u00efne tragique d&rsquo;une farce moderne, moqu\u00e9e une semaine plus t\u00f4t par un passager aux poches vides d&rsquo;\u00e9thique. Mais o\u00f9 \u00e9tiez-vous donc, preux chevaliers d\u00e9gonfl\u00e9s de la SNCB, \u00e0 ce moment critique ? Tant d&rsquo;\u00e9nergies d\u00e9ploy\u00e9es pour des spectacles \u00e9oliens, peut-\u00eatre devriez-vous songer \u00e0 rediriger ce vent pour faire tourner les moulins de la justice et de l&rsquo;efficacit\u00e9. Ah ! Quel monde, mes amis, quel monde !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">R\u00e9dig\u00e9 le 25 mars \u00e0 16h30 apr\u00e8s avoir eu \u00e0 traverser une d\u00e9monstration tapageuse mais fugace des forces de l&rsquo;ordre !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Le lendemain, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait \u00e0 nouveau le n\u00e9ant !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chers ma\u00eetres-nageurs d\u00e9sempar\u00e9s du grand bain d&rsquo;eaux troubles de la SNCB, en approchant de la gare de Tournai, quelle ne fut pas ma surprise de me croire catapult\u00e9 dans un film d&rsquo;\u00e9poque, o\u00f9 cam\u00e9ras et fanfare polici\u00e8re jouent leur partition avec l&rsquo;entrain d&rsquo;un orchestre sur le Titanic. Contr\u00f4les, chiens, un festival ! J&rsquo;ai presque regrett\u00e9 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-le-craint-train-quotidien","category-les-essais-de-pascal-riviere"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1736"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1738,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1736\/revisions\/1738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}