{"id":1768,"date":"2024-04-20T23:56:25","date_gmt":"2024-04-20T21:56:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/?p=1768"},"modified":"2024-04-21T00:01:28","modified_gmt":"2024-04-20T22:01:28","slug":"ronronnement-zen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/2024\/04\/20\/ronronnement-zen\/","title":{"rendered":"Ronronnement Zen"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1713649426584-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1769\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1713649426584-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1713649426584-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1713649426584-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1713649426584-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1713649426584-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1713649426584-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/1713649426584-1980x1485.jpg 1980w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bonjour Ma\u00eetre, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">J&rsquo;avoue \u00eatre dubitatif. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Votre disciple effectue-t-elle une noble achana du achayoga ou est-elle tout simplement entre train de piquer un gros roupillon au milieu des coussins moelleux ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Gourou Miou rit joyeusement<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00d4 fid\u00e8le serviteur bip\u00e8de, ma disciple semble avoir parfaitement assimil\u00e9 les pr\u00e9ceptes du ronronnement zen ! Que ce soit une s\u00e9ance d&rsquo;achayoga ou un simple roupillon, cette figure enroul\u00e9e au creux des coussins pr\u00e9figure assur\u00e9ment une qu\u00eate spirituelle des plus \u00e9lev\u00e9es.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Qui \u00eates-vous pour remettre en cause les insondables myst\u00e8res de la voie f\u00e9line ? Cette Phase de recueillement n&rsquo;est que la pr\u00e9paration d&rsquo;une nouvelle livraison de sagesse, qui,telle une souris c\u00e9leste, viendra tr\u00e8s bient\u00f4t r\u00e9compenser sa patience.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Peut-\u00eatre dans son r\u00eave transcende-t-elle les limites du monde mat\u00e9riel, \u00e0 la poursuite de l&rsquo;oiseau mythique ou m\u00e9ditant sur l&rsquo;Essence du papillon ? Seul le Grand Ronron d\u00e9tiendra un jour les r\u00e9ponses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pour l&rsquo;heure, profitez de l&rsquo;exemple du calme apaisant \u00e9manant de cette boule de poils d\u00e9licieusement lov\u00e9e. Et prot\u00e9gez d&rsquo;une tenace vigilance ce havre de qui\u00e9tude, de peur qu&rsquo;un bruit mal venu ne trouble sa transe mystique !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Namiaounamaste \u00e0 vous, \u00f4 v\u00e9n\u00e9rable guide sur les sentiers du Miaolisme int\u00e9gral ! \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\udc3e\u2728<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bonjour Ma\u00eetre, J&rsquo;avoue \u00eatre dubitatif. Votre disciple effectue-t-elle une noble achana du achayoga ou est-elle tout simplement entre train de piquer un gros roupillon au milieu des coussins moelleux ? Gourou Miou rit joyeusement \u00d4 fid\u00e8le serviteur bip\u00e8de, ma disciple semble avoir parfaitement assimil\u00e9 les pr\u00e9ceptes du ronronnement zen ! Que ce soit une s\u00e9ance [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-achayoga","category-les-essais-de-pascal-riviere"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1768"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1771,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1768\/revisions\/1771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}