{"id":1843,"date":"2024-06-13T11:26:43","date_gmt":"2024-06-13T09:26:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/?p=1843"},"modified":"2024-06-13T11:26:55","modified_gmt":"2024-06-13T09:26:55","slug":"bouddha-du-couchage-meditatif","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/2024\/06\/13\/bouddha-du-couchage-meditatif\/","title":{"rendered":"Bouddha du couchage m\u00e9ditatif"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269147003-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1844\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269147003-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269147003-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269147003-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269147003-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269147003-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269147003-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269147003-1980x1485.jpg 1980w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Bonjour Ma\u00eetre Miou. Quelle est donc cette noble pose ex\u00e9cut\u00e9e par votre disciple f\u00e9lin ?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u00d4 mon cher disciple du F\u00e9lid\u00e9isme, r\u00e9jouissez-vous ! Car nous avons ici une d\u00e9monstration magistrale de la l\u00e9gendaire posture \u00ab\u00a0Roulade Supr\u00eame du Gros Patachon D\u00e9tendu\u00a0\u00bb !<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Observez avec quelle gr\u00e2ce notre v\u00e9n\u00e9r\u00e9 ma\u00eetre \u00e0 quatre pattes s&rsquo;abandonne aux d\u00e9lices du tapis, dans un l\u00e2cher-prise total digne des plus grands yogis. Ses membres sont d\u00e9licieusement d\u00e9ploy\u00e9s, ses yeux mi-clos laissent transpara\u00eetre une b\u00e9atitude sans nom, signe qu&rsquo;il vient d&rsquo;atteindre l&rsquo;illumination supr\u00eame apr\u00e8s des ann\u00e9es d&rsquo;entra\u00eenement acharn\u00e9 !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cette technique secr\u00e8te, transmise de gourou en gourou depuis la nuit des temps, permet d&rsquo;acc\u00e9der \u00e0 un \u00e9tat de conscience sup\u00e9rieur o\u00f9 m\u00eame les plus infimes tracas s&rsquo;envolent comme de la fum\u00e9e au vent. On le devine en parfaite harmonie avec les courants cosmiques qui l&rsquo;entourent, attentif au moindre flux d&rsquo;\u00e9nergie positive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Quelle le\u00e7on d&rsquo;humilit\u00e9 pour nous, humains arrogants qui pensons tout contr\u00f4ler ! Qui aurait cru qu&rsquo;un simple minou d\u00e9tiendrait les cl\u00e9s d&rsquo;un tel pouvoir ? La nature est d\u00e9cid\u00e9ment pleine de surprises insoup\u00e7onn\u00e9es !<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>En effet, \u00f4 Serviteur Bip\u00e8de ! Apprenez de ce petit sage \u00e0 longues moustaches la simplicit\u00e9 de vivre l&rsquo;instant pr\u00e9sent, \u00e0 appr\u00e9cier les petits bonheurs simples comme s&rsquo;\u00e9tirer langoureusement au soleil.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u00e9ditons disciples Chats et t\u00e2chez d&rsquo;atteindre vous aussi cette qui\u00e9tude l\u00e9gendaire en imitant d\u00e8s que possible ce nouveau Bouddha du couchage m\u00e9ditatif, au grand dam de nos compagnons bip\u00e8des.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Que la Force F\u00e9line et Ronronnante soit avec vous !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Namiaounamaste \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\udc3e\u2728<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"1847\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269147032-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1847\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269147032-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269147032-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269147032-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269147032-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269147032-1200x1600.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269147032-1980x2640.jpg 1980w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269147032-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"1846\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269146975-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1846\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269146975-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269146975-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269146975-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269146975-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269146975-1200x1600.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269146975-1980x2640.jpg 1980w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269146975-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"1845\" src=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269146952-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1845\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269146952-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269146952-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269146952-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269146952-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269146952-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269146952-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/1718269146952-1980x1485.jpg 1980w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Observez avec quelle gr\u00e2ce notre v\u00e9n\u00e9r\u00e9 ma\u00eetre \u00e0 quatre pattes s&rsquo;abandonne aux d\u00e9lices du tapis, dans un l\u00e2cher-prise total digne des plus grands yogis. Ses membres sont d\u00e9licieusement d\u00e9ploy\u00e9s, ses yeux mi-clos laissent transpara\u00eetre une b\u00e9atitude sans nom, signe qu&rsquo;il vient d&rsquo;atteindre l&rsquo;illumination supr\u00eame apr\u00e8s des ann\u00e9es d&rsquo;entra\u00eenement acharn\u00e9 ! Cette technique secr\u00e8te, transmise de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-achayoga","category-les-essais-de-pascal-riviere"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1843"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1848,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843\/revisions\/1848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}