{"id":2680,"date":"2025-07-08T11:45:33","date_gmt":"2025-07-08T09:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/?p=2680"},"modified":"2025-07-08T11:45:34","modified_gmt":"2025-07-08T09:45:34","slug":"les-etres-neants-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/2025\/07\/08\/les-etres-neants-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Les \u00eatres n\u00e9ants"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"Les \u00eatres n\u00e9ants\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1gCQD9r8AVo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un texte d\u00e9couvert par hasard, \u00e9crit il y a des ann\u00e9es et retrouv\u00e9 en rangeant mon garage, a \u00e9t\u00e9 transform\u00e9 en une chanson inspir\u00e9e de Gainsbourg, dans le style de \u00ab\u00a0Requiem pour un con\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La bureaucratie et ses absurdit\u00e9s sont expos\u00e9es sans fard : sur le boulevard de l&rsquo;absurde, ces fonctionnaires \u00ab\u00a0n\u00e9s pour fonctionner\u00a0\u00bb, qui \u00ab\u00a0ne peuvent rien faire mais se permettent tout\u00a0\u00bb. Une critique sociale intemporelle, port\u00e9e par une basse \u00e9lectrique funk minimaliste, une caisse claire s\u00e8che et des bongos en contretemps.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pour tous ceux qui ont d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e9gar\u00e9 leur dossier dans les m\u00e9andres administratifs, qui ont r\u00eav\u00e9 \u00ab\u00a0de donner de grands coups de pied \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00c9tat croupion\u00a0\u00bb ou qui ont subi \u00ab\u00a0le r\u00e8gne des incapables qui joignent l&rsquo;inutile au d\u00e9sagr\u00e9able\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udccc Informations :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-code\"><code>Texte original : \"Les \u00catres N\u00e9ants\"\nAdaptation musicale : style Serge Gainsbourg - funk minimaliste\nVoix masculine grave et monotone\nAmbiance : cin\u00e9matique sombre, urbaine, noir fran\u00e7ais<\/code><\/pre>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00ab\u00a0Vous \u00eates capables de tout mais vous ne pourrez rien,<br>car c&rsquo;est le r\u00e8gne des incapables<br>qui joignent l&rsquo;inutile au d\u00e9sagr\u00e9able.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\ud83d\udd0a Composition sonore :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-code\"><code>Basse \u00e9lectrique\nVoix parl\u00e9e-chant\u00e9e, grave et ironique<\/code><\/pre>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">#GainsbourgStyle #Po\u00e9sieFran\u00e7aise #CritiqueSociale #SpokenWord #FunkMinimaliste #TexteEngag\u00e9 #Bureaucratie #Po\u00e9sieUrbaine #MusiqueFran\u00e7aise #ChansonFran\u00e7aise<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Si vous avez v\u00e9cu des exp\u00e9riences similaires avec l&rsquo;administration, partagez vos histoires en commentaire !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un texte d\u00e9couvert par hasard, \u00e9crit il y a des ann\u00e9es et retrouv\u00e9 en rangeant mon garage, a \u00e9t\u00e9 transform\u00e9 en une chanson inspir\u00e9e de Gainsbourg, dans le style de \u00ab\u00a0Requiem pour un con\u00a0\u00bb. La bureaucratie et ses absurdit\u00e9s sont expos\u00e9es sans fard : sur le boulevard de l&rsquo;absurde, ces fonctionnaires \u00ab\u00a0n\u00e9s pour fonctionner\u00a0\u00bb, qui [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34,22,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ironique-et-sarcastique","category-l-art-de-pascal","category-les-essais-de-pascal-riviere"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.9 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Un texte d\u00e9couvert par hasard, \u00e9crit il y a des ann\u00e9es et retrouv\u00e9 en rangeant mon garage, a \u00e9t\u00e9 transform\u00e9 en une chanson inspir\u00e9e de Gainsbourg, dans le style de &quot;Requiem pour un con&quot;. 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