{"id":2692,"date":"2025-07-08T14:10:36","date_gmt":"2025-07-08T12:10:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/?p=2692"},"modified":"2025-07-08T14:10:36","modified_gmt":"2025-07-08T12:10:36","slug":"lascension-cetait-en-joint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aecoute.net\/index.php\/2025\/07\/08\/lascension-cetait-en-joint\/","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;Ascension, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait en joint !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"L&#039;ascension, c&#039;\u00e9tait en joint.\" width=\"580\" height=\"326\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1v2llljFY68?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ce jeudi de l&rsquo;Ascension, sur Facebook, je ne vois que des repr\u00e9sentations de J\u00e9sus gonfl\u00e9es \u00e0 l&rsquo;h\u00e9lium des croyances de chacun. 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